Harmony -" As an infant, Harmony was abandoned in a dark and forbidding forest.  
 By a miracle of compassion, a mother wolf adopted and raised Harmony as one of her 
 own.  She may well have lived out the rest of her days romping and hunting with the 
 pack, if not for the chance discovery by an interloping musicologist, who was researching 
 the philosophical debate as to whether bird songs were actually 'songs' as defined by man.  
 With great effort (and a package of cookies), the scholar was able to lure this wild child 
 back to civilization.

 Years later, with the concerted efforts of an entire university staff, Harmony was finally 
 deemed fit for proper society.  She was now able to read, write, converse on a wide variety 
 of subjects and chew her food before swallowing.  However, the one thing the musicologist 
 could never accomplish with Harmony was to teach her even the rudiments of human music.  
 All she was ever capable of producing were guttural growls and piercing howls (when the 
 moon and mood suited her).  One day, Harmony decided to return to her old hunting grounds.  
 Sadly, no sign could be found of her former furry family.  However, she was noticed by a 
 passing UFO, whose occupants without warning abducted her into their ship.  After a grueling 
 battery of tests, the aliens pronounced Harmony a fairly typical, if slightly cuter than average, 
 human.  They did notice one abnormality, though.  This was the nearly complete lack of a music 
 center in her brain.  Feeling unusually charitable, the aliens infused Harmony's cerebral cortex 
 with The Awesome Musical Ability of the Cosmos and returned her to the woods.  (An 
 unexpected side effect of this procedure is that Harmony is now a vegetarian.)  The rest, as 
 they say, is history.  Harmony is currently making the most of her musical gift with live 
 performances and the recording of her appropriately-titled debut CD, Lunar Dreams.  She still 
 howls at the moon, but now she does so in perfect pitch."

 Visit her web site at www.harmonyd.com